My wife and I have been rewatching the 7th season of 30 Rock lately, which was during the Obama / Romney election. I was drifting off during one the other week, and this commercial came on during the break. I swear, it took me about ten seconds to realize this wasn't some absurd bit.
Oh my God what a fucking 1984 moment
I just saw this insane commercial that Kristie Noem ad
was talking about how they arrested 100,000 illegal aliens
And then the ad finished with get the CPB app and report yourself and we won’t put you in jail, but we will deport you
I found some of the copy
“Download the FREE CBP Home app today to self-deport… If you register using our CBP Home app and leave now you could be allowed to return legally. If you are here illegally, you’re next. You will be fined nearly $1,000 a day, imprisoned and deported. You will never return. But if you register using our CBP Home app and leave now, you could be allowed to return legally. Do what’s right. Leave now“
