Last Sunday I took my son to get his haircut....we had a 20 minute wait so started to watch the Chargers Colts game that was playing on the bigscreen in the hairdressers. In 20 minutes we saw three plays...yes, three plays in twenty minutes. The majority of the time was spent watching two whole teams trot off the pitch and two whole different teams trot on. Then the referee would have a conference call with all the other 50 refs then proceed to turn on his microphone and explain to the dumb fucks watching what had just happened. What? They still had no idea what just happened even after 35 instant replays?
Call soccer boring, stupid, gay (I admit, the faking injury and diving pisses me off too) whatever.....but if you watch that shit you have no right calling it 'slow'.