On the Eve of the new Season...

[godsshoeshine]

i wonder how many coked up sluts andy is going to bang at kevin nolan's house after this one. i bet at least 3

[vansmack]

i wonder how many coked up sluts andy is going to bang at kevin nolan's house after this one. i bet at least 3

I wish I were there....

[godsshoeshine]

kevin nolan is a hell of a wingman is all i gotta say

the midtable really gave you guys some help this weekend

[vansmack]

the midtable really gave you guys some help this weekend

Glorious weekend for the lads.

And to have Tevez say he's quitting City - icing on the cake...

[vansmack]

Carroll getting called up for England duty - good for your squad or bad for your squad?

Another thought I had this weekend was how Spurs are doing a fine job of demonstrating how hard it is to play in Europe.  It's amazing how that is so easily overlooked...

[vansmack]

I bet he's looking at property in Manchester......

Because these guys need a coach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHukGUnko2E

I really do want your thoughts on FC United of Manchester.  I was rather entetained.

[godsshoeshine]

Carroll getting called up for England duty - good for your squad or bad for your squad?

Another thought I had this weekend was how Spurs are doing a fine job of demonstrating how hard it is to play in Europe.  It's amazing how that is so easily overlooked...

risky sure, but i think he was going to go play for scotland if he wasnt called up soon anyway. ultimately a good thing because he seems to respond well under added pressure. plus i'd have a rooting interest in euro 2012. and jeez does capello really have a choice at this point? besides davies and bothroyd that is

i thought spurs would go out in the group stages, but sounds like the leather pants theory is holding true instead

[Frank Gallagher]

Carroll slaps his own bird about a bit - Terry shags your bird!!!

You decide!

BTW, after Pikeypool v Chelski on Sunday I have come to the conclusion Terry is above the law when it comes to Premiership officials. That thug is a fucking disgrace and if he was Dale Hunter he'd be given a 20 game suspension.

[godsshoeshine]

rio likes coke, carroll bangs chicks that like coke

rooney visits the whore house, carroll lives in kevin nolan's house

anyway, it seems to me that terry is getting found out a bit about how much of a ass he really is on the pitch. he doesnt quite have that aura about him any longer

[vansmack]

the leather pants theory

I'm glad you're buying into that joke.

My favorite one from this week (so far):

How did the Steelers get three straight night games?

Rothlisberger.  Sex sellls.

[godsshoeshine]

they finally figured out what that rocket off the coast of california was.

bebe was practicing his crosses

[Frank Gallagher]

I bet he's looking at property in Manchester......

Because these guys need a coach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHukGUnko2E

I really do want your thoughts on FC United of Manchester.  I was rather entetained.

Some in Manc just got a new puppy, it's all cute and cuddly, and gets loads of attention right now, but after a while they'll get sick of it and it will be left out to fend for itself.......

[vansmack]

they finally figured out what that rocket off the coast of california was.

bebe was practicing his crosses

Haha.  Nice. Fair point considering how GAWD AWFUL he was against Wolves.  I think he'll be back in the middle for a while after that performance - I've never seen anything so bad..

[vansmack]

Some in Manc just got a new puppy, it's all cute and cuddly, and gets loads of attention right now, but after a while they'll get sick of it and it will be left out to fend for itself.......

It's good to have you back, Manc.

[godsshoeshine]

they finally figured out what that rocket off the coast of california was.

bebe was practicing his crosses

Haha.  Nice. Fair point considering how GAWD AWFUL he was against Wolves.  I think he'll be back in the middle for a while after that performance - I've never seen anything so bad..

totally stolen from twitter. i do have a feeling that he'll be a good player eventually though

i just want someone in england to sign HULK from porto. what a name