wheeee.... legal drugs!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The great thng about my wife being on a business trip all next week is that I won't have to smell weed at 8 in the morning. Or 8 at night. Or nany of the hours in between.

Does she not smoke outside?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The great thng about my wife being on a business trip all next week is that I won't have to smell weed at 8 in the morning. Or 8 at night. Or nany of the hours in between.

8 in the morning, isn't this the person who works 10 hour days 6 days a week?

[Space Freely]

The great thng about my wife being on a business trip all next week is that I won't have to smell weed at 8 in the morning. Or 8 at night. Or nany of the hours in between.

Does she not smoke outside?

It wafts in through the windows that she insists on keeping open even when it's 50 degrees out and the heat is on in the house and I'm the too skinny crazy weird one for being cold in the house.

Sorry, I know that sentence sounds like it was written by Kosmo. Maybe it's a second hand high.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'm the too skinny crazy weird one

Can confirm, although I might have dropped the skinny part

Hey man, the state of Virgina and the POTUS said it's OK, next you are going demand the women wear burkas in your house

[GAY,GUY]

Those must be, some smoking blow jobs.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Well played mr representative

@woodrowforco
This is unfair to the people who never smoked pot but really wanted to.


Here is another good one
@repjackkimble
What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands.  It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj6I00xtcu7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[sweetcell]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj6I00xtcu7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

"... and so, on behalf of the people of new york city, i would like to remind the person currently consuming that the recent law legalizing weed has a strict 'puff puff pass' provision, so if this person would please, he he, step forward so i could assist with said provision... marsha, cancel all my afternoon appointments.  you smell dat??"

[Yada]

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1585829708402417670

[sweetcell]

https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1585829708402417670

1. if the caption hadn't mentioned that this was Madonna, there is ZERO change i would have recognized her.  what the fuck has she done to her face??
2.  the comments are killing me...
- "Ok, but who tf actually is Madonna, like what she do to be as famous as she is?"
- "Madonna looks like she’s from Tampa now."

[Starsky]

That’s not Madonna fool!

[sweetcell]

if it isn't, it would certainly go a long way in explaining why i don't recognize her

[sweetcell]

legal weed ballot initiatives projected results:

YEAS: Land of Mary, Missouri

NAYS: Arkansas, both Dakotas

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Do we know when the Maryland thing will go into effect? I have a certain contract — which shall remain nameless — that’s coming up for renewal in 8 months and I want to understand if there’s going to be other area companies who might want my exclusive endorsement.

[Bagley]

Do we know when the Maryland thing will go into effect? I have a certain contract — which shall remain nameless — that’s coming up for renewal in 8 months and I want to understand if there’s going to be other area companies who might want my exclusive endorsement.

I believe it's 7/1/23