After months of speculation (and unrestrained hope) that it will be called Lesbian Wednesdays, the Arctic Monkeys reveal their second album will actually be called the very Emo-esque Favourite Worst Nightmare.
The album, the follow-up to Whatever You Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, is due for release on April 23, and the first single Brainstorm will be released the Monday prior.
Here is the track listing for your inspection:
1. Brianstorm (Part superhero, part IT engineer)
2. Teddy Picker (winkle pickers for teddy bears)
3. D is for Dangerous (D is for difficult second album)
4. Balaclava (Topical)
5. Fluorescent Adolescent (Arctic Monkeys in nu-rave shocker?)
6. Only Ones Who Know (Whether this album is really any good)
7. Do Me a Favour (And buy it anyway!)
8. This House Is a Circus (so form an orderly queue for the trapeze)
9. If You Were There, Beware (Rhyming is vital when coming up with a title)
10. The Bad Thing (About this album is that there are no Lesbian Wednesdays to be found anywhere on it)
11. Old Yellow Bricks (are not advisable for the building of new walls)
12. 505 (Arctic Monkeys, Peugeot lovers)