Originally posted by Weird Little Self Loathing Man:
also, idiots who talk loudly on their cell phones on Metro. Do they not realize that half the people on the train can hear what they are saying?
The girl on the bus yesterday: "I have a doctors appointment."
The other end replies.
"No, the other doctor."
The other end replies.
"No," as she gets louder, "the very very personal doctor that I see once a week. She moved me to the afternoon on Tuesdays."
The other end replies.
"No!" she screams as the perfect stranger next to her leans into the phone "She's seeing her fucking shrink already!"
Pause. Silence on the bus.
"I gotta go." and hangs up.
Just about everybody starts laughing. She gets off the bus at the next stop.
I love public transportation.