No offense Joe (well, okay, a little -- ZING! Right in the eye, y'pirate! ARRRRRR) but didn't we just do this? Like a week or two ago? I came up with highly comical and prescient satires of names, and some foolishly labelled it as Mad Magazining.
Anyway, this should be called the OkkerSpoonDaftWilcoMouse LCD Award.