(2) I cannot be expected to know the marital status, gender, or age-range of other people on here.
for a given individual, sure; but overall it's pretty safe bet to assume that folks on here are married, born & identify as male, and between 40 and 60 years old.
Listen, I just up and assumed once that someone one on here was born & identified as male, and a pretty fair kerfuffle ensued. We invented our own, community-specific Memorial Day so we’d never forget the lives and concert tickets that were lost because of it. And you would have your catapult back to that chaos.