Author Topic: What the hell is going on here?  (Read 3245 times)

HoyaParanoia

  • Member
  • Posts: 2
What the hell is going on here?
« on: May 19, 2005, 01:31:00 pm »
ummm? kosmo?

Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2023, 02:56:48 pm »
slack

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2023, 03:02:42 pm »
Have you considered the possibility your child is a drug dealer?
LVMH

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2023, 03:03:08 pm »
When they leave, do they tell you they're "splittin'"?
LVMH

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2023, 03:03:24 pm »
Do they say "man" a lot?
LVMH

sweetcell

  • Member
  • Posts: 21397
  • I don't belong here.
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2023, 03:03:38 pm »
if only your school had received $5.1 billion to teach critical race theory, none of this would have happened...
<sig>

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2023, 03:04:00 pm »
When other youths are over your house, do they call your child "Mr Candyman" and ask them for a "big rock of cocaine"?
LVMH

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2023, 03:04:36 pm »
Is your child's room full of guns they and their associates have used to murder rival drug dealers?
LVMH

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2023, 03:04:59 pm »
Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?
LVMH

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2023, 03:05:25 pm »
^^ Answering yes to any of these questions could be a sign your child is selling drugs at their school.
LVMH

sweetcell

  • Member
  • Posts: 21397
  • I don't belong here.
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2023, 03:09:03 pm »
Do they stay up late and are hard to get up in the morning?

shit, my 9-year-old daughter is dealin', clearly has been all her life.  gonna hafta bring the hammer down when she gets home today: time for LOCKDOWN.
<sig>

Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2023, 03:22:55 pm »
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot
slack

Justin Tonation

  • Member
  • Posts: 5098
  • Did you ever wonder?
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2023, 03:26:56 pm »
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".
😐 🎶

kosmo vinyl

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 14626
    • Hi-Fi Pop
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2023, 03:30:21 pm »
Myracle Brah easily one of the best power pop bands ever...
T.Rex

Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI

  • Member
  • Posts: 28464
  • 11x MVP, 1st Posts, HoF, Certified Weblebrity
Re: What the hell is going on here?
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2023, 04:07:16 pm »
Do they say "man" a lot?
Brah, they say Brah a lot

This can mean two things; listen for context. Compare "Are you wearing a wire?" with "Are you wearing an underwire?".
Oh, Bravo.
LVMH