Those Darned Redskins, Pt. Deux

[shemptiness]

In that vein:

Michael Vick says playing for Redskins would be a ?dream come true?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2014/12/18/michael-vick-says-playing-for-redskins-would-be-a-dream-come-true/

[sweetcell]

Jay Gruden names RG III starting QB
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12343308/robert-griffin-iii-washington-redskins-starting-quarterback-says-jay-gruden

Robert Griffin III ?No. 1 Guy? At Quarterback In 2015
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/Robert-Griffin-III-%E2%80%9CNo-1-Guy%E2%80%9D-At-Quarterback-In-2015/db112c6e-682e-47ea-8d0c-72d1da3e097b

yeay, another year of the same!

[vansmack]

Jay Gruden names RG III starting QB
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12343308/robert-griffin-iii-washington-redskins-starting-quarterback-says-jay-gruden

Robert Griffin III ?No. 1 Guy? At Quarterback In 2015
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/Robert-Griffin-III-%E2%80%9CNo-1-Guy%E2%80%9D-At-Quarterback-In-2015/db112c6e-682e-47ea-8d0c-72d1da3e097b

yeay, another year of the same!

Wrong thread, bro: http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=22097.0

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Man. It's so hard for me to care about football. Caps are rolling, Zards are in the playoff hunt, spring training starts today!!

[ggw]

Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

^^ Yeah, lets go Lions! We're #1 at something for once! 

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

I'll go ahead and blame all of the fans from Maryland.

[Justin Tonation]

Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

I'll go ahead and blame all of the fans from Maryland.

Redskins fans spelling mistakes per 100 words: 16.5
Ravens: 7.3

Sorry. It's all on VA.

[sweetcell]

^ BOOM!!!

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

I'll go ahead and blame all of the fans from Maryland.

Redskins fans spelling mistakes per 100 words: 16.5
Ravens: 7.3

Sorry. It's all on VA.

Still going to go ahead and blame Maryland.

[RatBastard]

Washington Redskins: Bad at Football, Worse at Spelling

Study shows that Redskins fans get a failing grade for grammar

I'll go ahead and blame all of the fans from Maryland.

Redskins fans spelling mistakes per 100 words: 16.5
Ravens: 7.3

Sorry. It's all on VA.

Still going to go ahead and blame Maryland.

Maryland?  I always thought it was Murland.

[ggw]

Nobody has considered the obvious culprit?

D.C.

[shemptiness]

Nearly four months after a federal judge ordered the cancellation of the Washington Redskins? federal trademark registrations for disparaging Native Americans, the National Football League team is appealing with a provocative tactic: listing the names of porn, clothing and beer companies that use offensive language, but nonetheless have the support of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

?By way of example only, the following marks are registered today: Take Yo Panties Off clothing; Dangerous Negro shirts . . . Midget-Man condoms and inflatable sex dolls,? the Redskins lawyers wrote in their opening brief filed Friday with the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, based in Richmond. The lawyers later added a footnote with 31 more trademark registrations, many of them unprintable in The Washington Post. On the list: ?Party With Sluts . . . Redneck Army apparel . . . Booty Call sex aids . . . Dumb Blonde hair products.?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/take-yo-panties-off-defense-redskins-cite-other-protected-products-in-trademark-appeal/2015/11/03/d6501692-81b8-11e5-8ba6-cec48b74b2a7_story.html?hpid=hp_local-news_redskins-945am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

[Relaxer]

Snyder pissboy: Sir, perhaps we should fight the trademark case by aligning ourselves with certain adult-oriented companies that are similarly courageous in their fight for brand sanctity?

Snyder: Yeah, we should have allies in this! What about Midget Man condoms? Or Crippled Midget Bitch lovedolls? And someone should give Small-Penis-Big-Life cockrings a call too.

Snyder pissboy: Perhaps we could also try African Man Jumbo Condoms or the Piledrive Fill'er'upper?

Snyder: You're fired.

[walk,on,by]

don't they know, that if they change the name, the curse will be lifted, they will win the super bowl, they will win all the super bowls, and all the players will date models, and all the district will be rich and carefree dancing in the streets.  dynasty baby . . . Alexis Carrington dynasty, if they just change the name.  they can make a huge contest out the name change and give all the money to charity.  win win for everyone.  bike lanes for everyone.