These are frightening times

[ggw]

I bet you get better service if you're displaying a sidearm.

Originally posted by chaz:
  Something about mothers and babies not getting enough outdoor sunlight resulting in lower vitamin d intake for kids....hence RICKETS!

So, then take the baby out to the beach and see if he'll tan.  Problem solv-ed.

[chaz]

Originally posted by Visual AIDS:
   

Originally posted by chaz:
  Something about mothers and babies not getting enough outdoor sunlight resulting in lower vitamin d intake for kids....hence RICKETS!

So, then take the baby out to the beach and see if he'll tan.  Problem solv-ed. [/b]

Are you crazy?  That would take away from our daily 8 hours of family TV time!
 Plus, Henry is really fair.  Best to just keep him indoors.

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[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Virginia has the 27th highest murder rate, Maryland is 2nd. Virginia must be doing something right.

maybe not.  but this explains why there are so many more stupid people in Virginia. No one is kiling any of them!

[ggw]

Sorry Slappy.  Maryland lags Virginia in the intelligence category also.
 
   

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  this explains why there are so many more stupid people in Virginia. No one is kiling any of them!

[mankie]

The reason MD is higher than VA on the murder top 50 is MD has Baltimore and PG county and VA doesn't. Richmond....ooooooh bad ass city that is!  :roll:  
 
 Seriously though, guns are for one purpose only...to kill stuff, so why the hell does anyone need to OWN one let alone carry one in public. If people like to shoot innocent unassuming wildlife (which should also be illegal but that's a whole other discussion) then they should be forced to keep their guns locked up at the "murder wildlife club" then sign them out before they go on their murder spree and then sign them back in when it's over.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

People should be allowed to own guns. If not, only the cops and military would be allowed to own guns...and that's like giving all the guns to the most stupid and dangerous types of people.
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
 
 
 Seriously though, guns are for one purpose only...to kill stuff, so why the hell does anyone need to OWN one let alone carry one in public. If people like to shoot innocent unassuming wildlife (which should also be illegal but that's a whole other discussion) then they should be forced to keep their guns locked up at the "murder wildlife club" then sign them out before they go on their murder spree and then sign them back in when it's over.

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  People should be allowed to own guns. If not, only the cops and military would be allowed to own guns...and that's like giving all the guns to the most stupid and dangerous types of people.
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
 [qb]
 
  [/b]

So we should be allowed guns so we can shoot back at our military and cops?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

We should allow citizens to own guns to potentially protect themselves from evil tyrants who wun the government.
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  People should be allowed to own guns. If not, only the cops and military would be allowed to own guns...and that's like giving all the guns to the most stupid and dangerous types of people.
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
 [qb]
 
  [/b]

So we should be allowed guns so we can shoot back at our military and cops? [/b]

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Hitler was in favor of gun control, too.

[ggw]

Originally posted by Bollocks:
 Richmond....ooooooh bad ass city that is!   :roll:  
 

Richmond's murder rate is practically the same as Baltimore's  Actually, it's a bit higher.

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] We should allow citizens to own guns to potentially protect themselves from evil tyrants who wun the government.
 
 

 That's what voting booths are for, unless you're a Florida resident.

[mankie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

 
 [/b]

Richmond's murder rate is practically the same as Baltimore's  Actually, it's a bit higher. [/QB]

Do you work with Rhett by chance?
 
 Here's another statistic about Richmond for you.
 
 They don't bury their dead in Richmond, they prop them up at bars instead.

[chaz]

Surely Charlton Heston could shed some light as to why there are so many murders in some of these cities.