Author Topic: Paris goes to jail for 45!  (Read 5842 times)

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2007, 06:48:00 pm »
Paris Hilton gets off way2 easy
 
 Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to "good behavior." Additionally, they'll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.
 
 "This was decided because of her high profile," Whitmore told Reuters. "She will do fine if she follows the rules."
 I'm not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they're talking about? The only thing she's done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn't murder anybody? That's another 23 days off. At this rate they'll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2007, 06:55:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Psychoda alternata:
  At this rate they'll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.
As they should. Jailing America's princess is more of an affront to our way of life then 9/11. This prosecutor and judge are the real terrorists.

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2007, 05:24:00 pm »