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bull930

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Paris goes to jail for 45!
« on: May 08, 2007, 03:45:00 am »
I am pretty sure everyone has heard this news. I am wondering what is so awful with doing 45 days. Maybe it will straighten her out and let her know she is just like the rest of us and $$$$ doesn't exclude her. This is to me is a mute point and should not be #1 on news.

PigIron

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 05:27:00 am »
I could give two shits if she straightens out or not.  She can live her life (which sounds pretty nice, actually) however she wants.  There are a million people like her in this country.  If people stopped giving her attention, she wouldn't be a celebrity anymore.

Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 06:54:00 am »
Was anybody else able to guess who started this thread just based on its title?

alex

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 07:48:00 am »
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it?

Frank Gallagher

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 10:08:00 am »
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
I was thinking exactly the same thing...although I'd lo'o'ove to be her cellmate, ifyernowotamsayin.   ;)

Brian_Wallace

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 10:09:00 am »
Can we put picture of Paris Hilton in her prison jumpsuit next to the word "Schadenfreude" in dictionaries now?
 
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beetsnotbeats

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 10:31:00 am »
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo.

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 12:38:00 pm »
Have you ever noticed that it is only females celebs that go to jail for their crimes...Martha Stewart, Li'l Kim, Paris?
 
 While OJ, Robt.Blake & Phil Spector roam free.

Brian_Wallace

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 01:57:00 pm »
Hey, Ian Brown went to prison for threatening to chop a stewardess's hands off.  That's a music-related male who got sent up.
 
 He actually was sent to Stangeways.  Strangeways, there he went.
 
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Frank Gallagher

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 02:02:00 pm »
Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 02:10:00 pm »
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  Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey.

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 02:15:00 pm »
You have to admit, this is a great premise for a reality TV series (or a line of porn flicks).

Frank Gallagher

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 03:31:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  Hugh Cornwell went to the pokey for possesion of somethingorother.
Did they call him Hugh Cornhole in the pokey. [/b]
I doubt they called him anything other than "Mr Cornwell, sir"

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 04:29:00 pm »
FUKIT

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Re: Paris goes to jail for 45!
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2007, 12:41:00 am »
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
   
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This is to me is a mute point
Then why did you start another thread about it? [/b]
"Mute" is a wonderfully ironic typo. [/b]
is it a typo if they don't realize the difference?