Troy

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
   

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  He's back!...and boy is he pissed off!   Vin Diesel is back as Jesus in CHRIST 2: The Resurrection.  Coming soon.

Reminds me of one of my all-time favorites... UHF:
 
 Ghandi II.
 He's back, and it's no more mister passive resistance.
 
 (Ghandi drives sportscar up to restaurant.  Jumps out with two buxom playgirls and walks in, uzi in hand)
 "Give me a steak, medium rare."
 ... [/b]

Also similar to Arnold Schwatrzenegger's Hamlet.

[flawd101]

William Shatner's Romeo and Juliet. I. Love. YOu.

Here's a high-concept idea:
 
 Van Helsing is back and Vin Diesel's got him in VIN HELSING 2 !  Coming soon.

[kosmo vinyl]

and another... Directors who have hit special laden effects movie should have to make a low budget film to order to make another one.
 
 saw a bit of "the day after tomorrow" last night and it looks a huge pile of steamin' dog poo... the only reason it was released is because it's "from the director of independence day".  it's basically fight ing the weather instead of aliens.  so instead of aliens laying waste to nyc, it gets hits by a huge tidal wave and then a snowstorm.  boring

[jkeisenh]

great!  maybe if we're lucky we can have another one-movie-theme summer.  Remember the summers of...
 Two movies about comets hitting the earth?
 Three movies about ebola outbreaks?
 Three movies about aliens taking over?
 
 Ah, thank god for the single-track minds of movie execs!

[Rupert Pupkin]

Sorry, but TROY was a pile of crap. I caught the midnight show at RIO and I wish I stayed home and went to bed.