You Know You're a Forum Member if....

[markie]

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  is a female porn star?
 
   

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 You know your a real forum member when you know which part of that is not true?

[thirsty moore]

Filming movies with your wife and you does not make me the porn star.  It makes me the director.
 
 

Originally posted by mark e smith:
   

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  is a female porn star?
 
   

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You know your a real forum member when you know which part of that is not true? [/QB][/QUOTE]

[brennser]

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 

even when you're at a gig with them you're more comfotable referring to them by their screen name than their real name

[Bags]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  if you know what lurks behind the silver oakley frames...

Does anyone really know that, though, Koz...

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by brennser:
   

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 

even when you're at a gig with them you're more comfotable referring to them by their screen name than their real name [/b]

[brennser]

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...

when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return

[eltee]

Originally posted by brennser:
   

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...

when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]

or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone.

[redsock]

Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
   

Originally posted by brennser:
   

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...

when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]

or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone. [/b]

 I have a feeling you are talking about me.

[Dandy01]

- if you feel your music nerdiness and manic cd-buying will only be understood by other members.
 
 - if you've bought albums and books you've never heard of based on members' recommendations.
 
 - if you've pretended you were an actual music critic.  
 
 - if this is where you learned how to post a pic.
 
 - if you learned new vocab, complete with actual dictionary definition.
 
 - if this is where you get your humour for the day.

[eltee]

Originally posted by redsock:
   

Originally posted by Sugartastic Tee Silk:
   

Originally posted by brennser:
     

You know you are a 930 board member if_______...

when you go to a gig you bring a little pile of burned CDs to give to people and get a pile of burned CDs in return [/b]

or you bring the pile of cds with you and have to lug them throughout the show and back home again b/c the roll calls do not mean you actually see anyone. [/b]

  I have a feeling you are talking about me. [/b]

no problem - it's happened on more than one occasion with others!

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

...you can name at least 5 board members who are black.

[Jaguär]

You know you're a forum member if you know who 'The Master' is.
 
 1,000 bonus points if you have ever met The Master in person!
 
 You know you're a forum member if you know who the Wallflower is.
 
 10 bonus points if you have met The Wallflower in person.
 
 You know you're a forum member when you start answering official club questions correctly based on the same standards that the club would answer them but aren't an actual employee or representative of the club.
 
 You know you're a forum member when you come to the defense of the club when a disgrunteled patron comes on the forum to vent about something that happened during a show or some other 9:30 Club related experience.
 
 You know you're a forum member when you can name Mr. and Ms. Thread Nazi of old. (No, I'm not talking about you Doomie.    )
 
 You know you're a forum member when you know about DC traffic, train, Metro, etc, delays and closings even before they are reported on the news.

[Ikarus]

you know snailhook on sight
 
 ...sure thatguy, shadrach and eddie are easy, but snailz is fer headz only...

[kosmo vinyl]

if you remember 930 vs Murder City Devils...
 
 if you have to relive yet another bull run moan session...
 
 if you quake in fear that o.a.r. do another two night stand...
 
 if "off the chain/hook" shows up in a post, you know its a show your not planning on attending.
 
 if you know that a thread will be closed when a new junior member starts defending the actions of the junior member who started the topic.
 
 why empty cups and dream theater do not mix

[Bags]

Originally posted by Ikarus:
  you know snailhook on sight
 
 ...sure thatguy, shadrach and eddie are easy, but snailz is fer headz only...

Interestingly, snailhook is the only one I could identify!  (Though I know Eddie and Shadrach would be familiar as soon as I found out who they are...)