Author Topic: You Know You're a Forum Member if....  (Read 9234 times)

redsock

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You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« on: July 29, 2004, 03:35:00 pm »
Fill in the blank...
 
 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
 To get us started:
 
 -if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
 
 -If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
 
 -If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn

Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2004, 03:44:00 pm »
Then I guess I'm not a forum member, based on those.
 
  How about: if you check the chatboard within 30 minutes of arriving at work.
 
 
 
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 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
 To get us started:
 
 -if Rhett has ever admitted to not knowing anything about a band you have mentioned
 
 -If Mankie has slandered either you or your girlfriend's band, or gotten on your case for not being british
 
 -If Redsock has asked you to write for BigYawn

thirsty moore

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2004, 04:12:00 pm »
You know not to click on Dupek's posts at work.

ggw

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2004, 04:17:00 pm »
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
 
   
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
You remember at least one of the times that either Mankie or Rhett quit the board in disgust, vowing never to darken its virtual doorstep ever again.
 
   
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
You can recall at least two other aliases of "Mark E. Smith"

sonickteam2

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2004, 04:18:00 pm »
You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.

Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2004, 04:21:00 pm »
-your yearly top ten list looks conspicuously like the annual WOXY most-played list.

redsock

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2004, 04:21:00 pm »
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You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
You remember when NKOTB and Kurosawa were 'hot'n heavy'
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Really!? they were? Wow, predated me. Didn't know of any in-board dating sides the obvious married couples.

ggw

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2004, 04:22:00 pm »
I know what you look like, the problem is just figuring out which fat guy with a goatee is you.
 
 
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  You know half of the people at the show, just not what they look like.

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2004, 04:27:00 pm »
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 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've surreptitiously looked around for the "pirate girls" at Fort Reno shows in order to find Lulu and Paige.
 
   
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 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You're able to keep track of who is who, even when they change their board names. Again and again.  Hell, you remember when folks changed their board names again and again.
 
   
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You remember when things were much nastier on the board, and almost miss those days just 'cuz of the action.
 
   
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 You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
When Wilco or GBV come up in mixed company, you roll your eyes but are armed for battle.
 
 >subset< You're not a fan or GBV or Wilco, but can name 5 of their albums.

Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2004, 04:37:00 pm »
You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
 
 ...You remember the Saturdays when the only conversation on the board would be Mankie and Markie going at it about "Pakis"
 
 ...You remember Pollard's classic battle royales with both Fico and Sonick
 
 ...you can recall which band Dulcinea went to see
 
 ...you can recall at least five different women that Mankie has flirted with while his wife was home pregnant

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2004, 04:42:00 pm »
Oh man, what did Dulcinea see?  I know she was complaining about the staff handling her tiny self (no comments) badly....I have no clue what band she went to see.  That's it, I'm out.

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2004, 04:46:00 pm »
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  You know you are a 930 board member if_______.
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you are familiar with the term "Sacriforce". Ten points if you actually know what it is.

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2004, 04:55:00 pm »
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  You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've ever heard of Exit Clov.
 
 
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  You know you are a 930 board member if_______...
You've ever heard of bigyawn.net
 
 
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You've understood (maybe even participated in) a conversation at a bar about international soccer, most notably the English Premiere league, despite having never watched a game yourself.
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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2004, 05:07:00 pm »
if you posted to find our what your user number was
 
 if you recognize when someone has changed their screen name yet again...
 
 if you have a torrid affair via pm, or wait should i typed that?
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sonickteam2

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Re: You Know You're a Forum Member if....
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2004, 05:08:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Bagalicious Tangster:
  Oh man, what did Dulcinea see?  I know she was complaining about the staff handling her tiny self (no comments) badly....I have no clue what band she went to see.  That's it, I'm out.
wasnt it Interpol?   :)