Speaking of Oprah and her girlfriend...
HILLARY CLINTON IS A BLACK BITCH!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now donâ??t go getting your politically correct panties all up in a bunch. When people called her husband BILL CLINTON a nigger we all laughed it off. Dude played the saxophone, he smoked pot AND he cheated on his old lady. Yeah, that sounded like a Black man to most of us. Trust me that HILLARY is Black. Blacker than BARACK. BELIEVE THAT!
HILLARY embodies everything that the professional Black woman is doing right now. She is holding her own around hundreds of white men. She is writing books that talk about empowering the community, but most of all, HILLARY is representing for Black women by having too many fucking last names.
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
That is some professional Black bitch shit right there. The more successful a Black women, the more last names she will sport. OPRAH is the only person bucking this trend since she is moving in the direction of being known as only the single initial â??Oâ??. I think OPRAH bought the letter â??Oâ?? for a billion million dollars and now Black people canâ??t even use it in their kids names.
I hate when a Black chick has three last names and sheâ??s still single. I would never hire someone for whom I would have to order a custom sized cubicle tag. TINA JONES, welcome to DallasPenn dot com. TINAYA JOHNSON-WASHINGTON, not so much. Shit just cost more when niggas have extra long names for no reason. But the new millenium professional Black bitch doesnâ??t give a fuck about the cost of shit. If she can buy it for herself then she doesnâ??t respect you giving it to her. Can you believe that the new millenium Black bitch demands at least three carats of diamonds in her PLATINUM engagement ring? This is because she has the line of credit to buy herself a 2.5 carat ring already.
I am not blaming Black women for refusing to settle for less than they feel they are worth. I am blaming them for having two many fucking last names when they finally do settle down. They always live with one foot out of the door when they are independent and professional. Just looking for a man to be quiet and wear a beard like STEDMAN does while they frolic in the bed with a GAYLE KING.
Two pieces of advice for anyone considering dating a Black professional womanâ?¦ Ask her to say her full last name and ask her whether she prefers gold over platinum.
