The Eagles
- Caused Hell to Freeze over
Red Scorpion
- Jack Abramoff brought Dolph Lundgren to the big screen.
Idlewild
- Promises a CD, buts warns it might not play in a Car Stereo.
Hummer Owners
- The shoulder on I-270 going east toward the beltway is not a special lane for you during Rush Hour.
Ostriches
- Bears are already taken
Warren Buffet
- His fans call themselves Parrotheads.
CSPAN
- Where boring white people go to die.
VPS Hackers
- Next time one feels the need to spam Brazil, please use another Webserver
Rush Hour Lane Hoppers
- Oh look the lane next to you is going "faster"