The Eagles
 - Caused Hell to Freeze over
 
 Red Scorpion
 - Jack Abramoff brought Dolph Lundgren to the big screen.
 
 Idlewild
 - Promises a CD, buts warns it might not play in a Car Stereo.
 
 Hummer Owners
 - The shoulder on I-270 going east toward the beltway is not a special lane for you during Rush Hour.
 
 Ostriches
 - Bears are already taken
 
 Warren Buffet
 - His fans call themselves Parrotheads.
 
 CSPAN
 - Where boring white people go to die.
 
 VPS Hackers
 - Next time one feels the need to spam Brazil, please use another Webserver
 
 Rush Hour Lane Hoppers
 - Oh look the lane next to you is going "faster"