To the tune of CVB's "Where the hell is bill?"
Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
Well, maybe he went to get his mullett styled
Maybe he went to get a flannel shirt
Maybe he went to get some bargain smokes
Maybe he went to get some ryan adams posters
Well, maybe he went to get a pocket protector
Maybe he went to get a cotton sheet
Maybe he went to get a confederate flag
Maybe he went to go gay dwarf tossing
Well, maybe he went to catch the clue boat
And maybe he went to get celeste some new toys
Maybe he went to go ride mankie
Maybe he went to see the old 97s