To the tune of CVB's "Where the hell is bill?"
 
 Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
 Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
 Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
 Where, where the Hell is Rhett?
 
 Well, maybe he went to get his mullett styled
 Maybe he went to get a flannel shirt
 Maybe he went to get some bargain smokes
 Maybe he went to get some ryan adams posters
 
 Well, maybe he went to get a pocket protector
 Maybe he went to get a cotton sheet
 Maybe he went to get a confederate flag
 Maybe he went to go gay dwarf tossing
 
 Well, maybe he went to catch the clue boat
 And maybe he went to get celeste some new toys
 Maybe he went to go ride mankie
 Maybe he went to see the old 97s