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The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« on: March 20, 2007, 06:42:00 pm »
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 According to KissNews.de, Gene Simmons (KISS), Lemmy (MOT√?RHEAD) and Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN) are among the "ugliest musicians ever," as chosen by Blogcritics, an online magazine, a community of writers and readers from around the globe. The complete Top 12 list is as follows:
 
 01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
 02. G.G. Allin
 03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
 04. Lemmy (MOT√?RHEAD)
 05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
 06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
 07. Madonna
 08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
 09. HATERUSH
 10. GWAR
 11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
 12. JOURNEY

RustyOrgan

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 07:27:00 pm »
...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
 OH!

Brian_Wallace

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 07:55:00 am »
There's actually one pretty good-looking member of Radiohead.  But the other four are trolls.  It's not too hard to win the "Best looking member of Radiohead" award.
 
 Brian
 
 P.S.  I think they are taking "appearance of teeth" way too much into account in Mr. MacGowan's case.
 
 P.P.S. Or "appearance of liver."

alex

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 09:20:00 am »
In addition:
 
 - Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
 - Ted Leo

Bombay Chutney

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 09:23:00 am »
Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call.  Yikes.
 
 I really wish his stuff was available on cd.

Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 09:26:00 am »
Wolfmother?
 
 
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Originally posted by RustyOrgan:
  ...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
 OH!

gloriaabortion

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 10:04:00 am »
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 10:11:00 am »
You guys are definitely hitting the nail on the head with some of your choices. I would like to add...just about ANY alt-country musician, take your pick.

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 10:15:00 am »
I share Thom Yorke's good looks.

sonickteam2

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 10:17:00 am »
i'll go with
 
 Marilyn Manson

TheREALHunter

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 10:22:00 am »
god bless his great production and playing skills but...Devin Townsend.

TheREALHunter

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 10:24:00 am »
and what about Johnny Winter?

sweetcell

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 11:02:00 am »
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
  In addition:
 
 - Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really?  while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list.  apparently i'm wrong though.
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Cock Van Der Palm

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 11:15:00 am »
I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days.  Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?

Sir HC

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2007, 11:50:00 am »
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call.  Yikes.
 
 I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
Have the DVD of Urgh, and wow, just wow.