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The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« on: March 20, 2007, 06:42:00 pm »
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 According to KissNews.de, Gene Simmons (KISS), Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD) and Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN) are among the "ugliest musicians ever," as chosen by Blogcritics, an online magazine, a community of writers and readers from around the globe. The complete Top 12 list is as follows:
 
 01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
 02. G.G. Allin
 03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
 04. Lemmy (MOTÃ?RHEAD)
 05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
 06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
 07. Madonna
 08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
 09. HATERUSH
 10. GWAR
 11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
 12. JOURNEY

RustyOrgan

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 07:27:00 pm »
...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
 OH!

Brian_Wallace

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 07:55:00 am »
There's actually one pretty good-looking member of Radiohead.  But the other four are trolls.  It's not too hard to win the "Best looking member of Radiohead" award.
 
 Brian
 
 P.S.  I think they are taking "appearance of teeth" way too much into account in Mr. MacGowan's case.
 
 P.P.S. Or "appearance of liver."

alex

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 09:20:00 am »
In addition:
 
 - Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
 - Ted Leo

Bombay Chutney

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 09:23:00 am »
Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call.  Yikes.
 
 I really wish his stuff was available on cd.

Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 09:26:00 am »
Wolfmother?
 
 
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Originally posted by RustyOrgan:
  ...what about that band your MOTHER was in?
 OH!

gloriaabortion

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 10:04:00 am »
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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 10:11:00 am »
You guys are definitely hitting the nail on the head with some of your choices. I would like to add...just about ANY alt-country musician, take your pick.

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 10:15:00 am »
I share Thom Yorke's good looks.

sonickteam2

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 10:17:00 am »
i'll go with
 
 Marilyn Manson

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 10:22:00 am »
god bless his great production and playing skills but...Devin Townsend.

TheREALHunter

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 10:24:00 am »
and what about Johnny Winter?

sweetcell

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 11:02:00 am »
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
  In addition:
 
 - Death Cab for Cutie (all members)
really?  while i'm a terrible judge of what is attractive in a man, methinks that chris walla isn't a total troll, at least not enough to make this list.  apparently i'm wrong though.
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Cock Van Der Palm

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 11:15:00 am »
I would put Eddie Van Halen over his brother, at least now-a-days.  Can anybody pull up that recent picture of him where he looks like meth-addicted geezer?

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Re: The Ugliest Musicians Ever
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2007, 11:50:00 am »
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  Gotta give 'em credit on the Skafish call.  Yikes.
 
 I really wish his stuff was available on cd.
Have the DVD of Urgh, and wow, just wow.