once again the jokes write themselves...

[Jaguar]

Same thing. Either way, good jokes; unfortunately, it's all on us.

I'm calling it now. I fear that our next new naked emperor will be that slime ball Rick Perry, now governor of Texas. Yet another one who shows one card while actually playing a completely different and opposite one.

[Jaguar]

Oops, it's a £700,000 prang... Hapless blonde crashes her Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Ferrari and Aston Martin

[i am gay and i like cats]

i'm not sure what is worse with that story . . . the cars involved, or the hordes of people surrounding the accident gawking and holding up cell phones cameras.

[sweetcell]

http://www.myplaydirect.com/acdc/monopoly-ac-dc-collector-s-edition/details/25938605

listen to the money talk.

[grateful]

"There's Gonna Be Some Rockin' when one of the world?s best-selling bands teams up with the world?s most popular board game to bring you the ultimate AC/DC experience."

I always knew there was something missing from their shows...

[Frank Gallagher]

Oops, it's a £700,000 prang... Hapless blonde crashes her Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Ferrari and Aston Martin

It's Monte Carlo though...the DC equivelent would be a Camry hitting an Accord which pranged a Elantra that rear ended a Maxima that side swiped a Mazda 323.

I bet the owners just dumped those cars. They wouldn't have fixed them. Trust me, I've seen it happen down here. "I don't want it back, just sell me a new one"

[Jaguar]

Another case of a bizarre news event that sets up an array of even crazier comments.

Police Nab Alleged Zit-Popper Grossing Out Fast-Food Customers

[chaz]

Yes.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/marianne-gingrich-newts-ex-wife-says-he-wanted-open-marriage/2012/01/19/gIQAJzgwAQ_story.html?hpid=z2