Well, how do you think I feel? I live in Charlottesville. Every other day it's, "Ooh, I cut Dave's hair," or "I waited on the saxaphonist and his daughter, and he gave me a $40.oo tip." I'm actually good friends with DMB's project manager, who has also worked for Spiritualized and Underworld.
Don't get me started on the John Grisham, Sissy Spacek, Jessica Lange and Sam Sheppard sightings.