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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2010, 03:58:20 pm »
Nissan Pavilion is dead:

http://www.livenation.com/venue/jiffy-lube-live-details

worse concert venue name ever?  does anyone know of a worse one?

"nissan is a terrible venue" is now "lube is a terrible venue".  better yet: "the concert scene in DC would be better without nissan" is now "the concert scene in DC would be better without lube" :D

<insert predictable jokes about trying to squeeze additional shows in to lube... and of course referencing ticket prices>
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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2010, 03:58:32 pm »
...seriously?

That might be the worst corporate venue name I've ever seen.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #77 on: January 08, 2010, 06:31:39 pm »
i was kinda hoping for trojan vibrating condom pavilion.  oh wait . . . viriginia is a piece of shit that doesn't sell them.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2010, 10:13:52 pm »
...seriously?

That might be the worst corporate venue name I've ever seen.

Izod Center is pretty lame...
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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2010, 12:25:56 am »
...seriously?

That might be the worst corporate venue name I've ever seen.

Izod Center is pretty lame...
I think Jiffy Lube Live takes the cake. Or whatever car related pun you choose to use.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2010, 01:34:45 am »
Jiffy Lube Live is hilarious.  What does that even mean??  Its so retarded I can't even think of a joke . . .it just creates a nebulous feeling of stale uncomfortableness.   


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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2010, 12:28:26 pm »
If they added pavilion to the end, like "Jiffy Lube Live Pavilion," it wouldn't be NEARLY as bad.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2010, 01:12:14 pm »
Jiffy Lube Live is hilarious.  What does that even mean?? 

"ram's head live!"
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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2010, 01:37:51 pm »
Ram's Head Live! gets a pass b/c its a satellite of a music club, and the Live!, while ambiguous, at least serves to differentiate it from the Tavern.

Jiffy Lube Live sounds like a touring ice show where the cast of characters perform elaborate ice dances simulating oil changes, lube jobs, pipe cleanings and other double entendre's

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2010, 01:50:26 pm »
Jiffy Lube Live sounds like a touring ice show where the cast of characters perform elaborate ice dances simulating oil changes, lube jobs, pipe cleanings and other double entendre's
NASCAR meets the Ice Capades.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2010, 07:19:36 pm »
Nissan Pavilion is dead:

http://www.livenation.com/venue/jiffy-lube-live-details

worse concert venue name ever?  does anyone know of a worse one?

might have one that is worse, or at least comes close: Comfort Dental Amphitheatre.  seriously - which marketing idiot was so far up his own navel that he thought that "comfort" and "dental" are two words concert-goers want associated with their venues?  really??.

"Yes, Comfort Dental, those sensible purveyors of teeth-cleanings and hugs, picked up the naming rights to Fiddler?s Green last week, because nothing says sex, drugs, and rock ?n? roll like awkward conversation with dental hygienists. " - http://www.avclub.com/denver/articles/the-new-comfort-dental-amphitheatre-as-bad-as-a-ro,37495/

rawk on, america, rawk on.
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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2010, 01:43:13 am »
might have one that is worse, or at least comes close: Comfort Dental Amphitheatre.  seriously - which marketing idiot was so far up his own navel that he thought that "comfort" and "dental" are two words concert-goers want associated with their venues?  really??.

"Yes, Comfort Dental, those sensible purveyors of teeth-cleanings and hugs, picked up the naming rights to Fiddler?s Green last week, because nothing says sex, drugs, and rock ?n? roll like awkward conversation with dental hygienists. " - http://www.avclub.com/denver/articles/the-new-comfort-dental-amphitheatre-as-bad-as-a-ro,37495/

rawk on, america, rawk on.

Sounds like a natural place to sell nitrous in the parking lot.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2010, 06:40:49 pm »
they will change the oil in your car in the parking lot while you attend the concert.  this will be an option
when you purchase a ticket.

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Re: Nissan Pavilion - thoughts?
« Reply #88 on: March 25, 2010, 07:16:01 pm »
actually, gas stations in lots that sold cigarettes, water, gum, bottle/can cozies, soda, no beer (you have to bring your own), ice . . . seems like a good idea.  maybe we need a "chevron post pavilion".