It's evening...closing time for merchants and medical labs. In the shadows behind the city morgue in Hollywood, Florida, there forms a lengthy line of skinny, meth-soaked mullet-heads, smoking and swilling beer while anxiously awaiting their turn to hump the splotchy corpse of Anna Nicole. This unique opportunity has been discreetly made available to the loathsome locals for fifty bucks a throw by an enterprising morgue janitor. Thin streams of fresh semen flow down Anna's chalk-white legs as they limply hang over each side of the large metal gurney on which her bloated carcass lies. Her trunk noisily farts as each new customer mounts her and thrusts his rank pecker into her cold, scabby cavern. One leering onlooker videotapes the sorry spectacle, which will soon become the most watched internet clip of the week. This will, naturally, spark a trend of celebrity corpse-fucking videos, with some of the more daring and inventive participants manning shovels and crowbars to seek classic mausoleum meat like Mae West, Marilyn Monroe and Natalie Wood. The bold fad will take on a grisly new dimension when many of the most popular young film, TV and recording stars will be murdered in their homes, on camera, and then savagely violated to the awe and delight of You-Tubers everywhere.
Finally, something I'd want to see Angelina Jolie in. . .
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