Frankensteins monster vs Someone who is not very clever

[ggw]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
 nobody really wants to talk issues anymore.
 

People were talking issues at some point?

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
  chimbly can now report to you live from the battleground state of wisconsin.  (chimbly will now stop referring to herself in the third person.)

one of my best friends lives in madison, and he's done some phone bank work for kerry and was at the rally with springsteen yesterday.  he reports that his phone bank experience was pretty terrible, as he was calling rural areas, and nearly everyone he called was a bush supporter - which made for an unpleasant day for him.  he also reports that at the springsteen rally, everyone there (kerry, feingold, tammy baldwin, teresa and bruce), except for springsteen, was a terrible speaker.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

"When George Bush heard that the Boss was ay my rally, he thought they were talking about Dick Cheney."
 
 Wow, Senator Kerry, you're a really funny guy.

[Bags]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  "When George Bush heard that the Boss was ay my rally, he thought they were talking about Dick Cheney."
 
 Wow, Senator Kerry, you're a really funny guy.

I don't know, I think that's HYSTERICAL.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

How about this one:
 
 What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
 Christopher Walken
 
 

Originally posted by Bags:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  "When George Bush heard that the Boss was ay my rally, he thought they were talking about Dick Cheney."
 
 Wow, Senator Kerry, you're a really funny guy.

I don't know, I think that's HYSTERICAL. [/b]

[Bags]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
 Christopher Walken

I'm embarrassed by how much I just laughed at that....

<img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage42/3.gif" alt=" - " />

[jkeisenh]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  one of my best friends lives in madison, and he's done some phone bank work for kerry and was at the rally with springsteen yesterday.  he reports that his phone bank experience was pretty terrible, as he was calling rural areas, and nearly everyone he called was a bush supporter - which made for an unpleasant day for him.  he also reports that at the springsteen rally, everyone there (kerry, feingold, tammy baldwin, teresa and bruce), except for springsteen, was a terrible speaker.

why waste your time calling rural areas?  all we need to do is turn out folks in the cities-- that will deliver enough D votes to make a difference.  no need convincing at this point-- we just need to move the base.
 
 and some beer.  moving some beer would help.

<img src="http://www.ilovebacon.com/102604/rock.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 I wonder how the teachers will vote..?  Will Ozzy finally realize his dream and join the royal navy?

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
  why waste your time calling rural areas?  
 

i doubt that that was his intention when he signed up to volunteer for the campaign.

[Random Citizen]

Let's play the caption game...
 
  <img src="http://www.wonkette.com/images/or%20you%20could%20say%20shes%20going%20as%20kerry.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Bags]

Originally posted by Random Citizen:
  Let's play the caption game...
 
   <img src="http://www.wonkette.com/images/or%20you%20could%20say%20shes%20going%20as%20kerry.jpg" alt=" - " />

Cheney, in a rare moment of self-reflection during the final days of the campaign, faced a physical manifestation of the inner child he had so long suppressed.

[Random Citizen]

Vice President Cheney takes a mini-Snickers bar out of the hands of Jimmy Thompson, age 9, saying, "Jimmy needs lay off the sweets so when he's drafted next month, he won't suffer sugar withdrawals."   :p

[ggw]

<img src="http://www.wonkette.com/images/or%20you%20could%20say%20shes%20going%20as%20kerry.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Campaigning in Wisconsin on Sunday, Vice-President Dick Cheney shows supporters what their children will look like under a Kerry-Edwards administration