It's not simply how one looks, but how one carries oneself.  I don't doubt that the Director only beds the finest women.
 
 When I met up with vansmack at Duffy's a couple of weeks ago, a shadowy, shaded figure passed by me.  Vansmack said "that was the Director. His name is xxx, but I don't think a common name is good enough for him; he deserves a title like the Director."
 
 True story.