The greatest actor of our time has perhaps pulled off the greatest acting feat of our time. He laid down his life (in such dramatic fashion!!!!! NEEDLE STILL IN ARM!!!) for the sake of Woody. He knew, brilliant man that he was, that if he kicked the bucket in the most dramatic fashion possible, it would transfer the collective focus of Cate Blanchett, Louis C.K., and Facebookers around the world off of the Woody Allen scandal and onto something else.
So the world's greatest actor is now the world's greatest martyr. And Cate Blanchett still has a hard on for Woody.
Hey Rhett - Brian's stealing your schtick.