DIGITAL REVOLUTION: No way I could ever work all that! Hey Smackie, youâ??ve thoroughly confused me, bored the hell out of me, but you promised one thing â?? that Smackette would be able to use it, and I just donâ??t see how.
Thatâ??s where the
Harmony Remote comes in. One of the dorky tech web sites I belong to has a thread dedicated to Amazonâ??s gadget sales. I rarely check it, but one day there was a lot of action. Curiosity got the best of me.
Amazon was selling the
Harmony 767 for $50. $50 for a remote, you must be crazy! Well, it normally sells for $149, and I was at my wits end.
When you get married, after that pile of dirty clothes next to your bed, the second thing to go is your collection of remotes on the coffee table. I had tried everything to get a good inexpensive universal remote. Jp1, learning remotes, all of it. Well, nothing ever did all of it. Until I bought a Harmony. I knew I was going to take some shit for it, but when it arrived, I promised Smackette â?? if this doesnâ??t replace all of our remotes and make our system more than usable, Iâ??ll get us a house cleaner. Deal. She lost.
Itâ??s not that it controls all of your devices (it does), but the strength of the Harmony is the one touch button to perform functions in your system. Want to watch a DVD? Smackette presses the DVD button and (1) the TV turns on (2) goes to the proper input and (3) the DVD player turns on (I even set it to eject the tray). The buttons on the remote control the DVD player and the volume controls the TV, without hitting any extra buttons. Want to watch a DVD in stereo, thereâ??s a button for that. Same as above except the stereo turns on as well, goes to the proper input and the volume buttons now controls the stereo. Sheâ??s even made her own requests â?? I want the iPod dock to be the music button since we donâ??t use CDs any more â?? no prob. It has iPod, Media Center, Xbox, DVR functionality â?? hell you can dim the lights and turn off the fan with it. The web interface makes all of these macros easy to set up and it remembers everything. I have nearly a dozen different functions pre-programmed for one button functionality.
Keep your eye out for another sale. Youâ??ll love yourself for it, but so will everyone else in the household.
This revolution is as much about simple storage as it is about finding a simple interface.