The Great Headline thread

[Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER]

Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

They're taking this World Cup loss hard.

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Plane of Vomiting Passengers Lands After Horror Flight

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South Korea formally ends ban on imported sex dolls

Whew, it was really a dark time in SK when we could only use sex dolls created on the peninsula

[sweetcell]

Rapper Young Thug and co-defendant conducted in-court drug transaction, prosecutors say

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Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

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Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas

[contradiction]

Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas

Extra ketchup is always handy though.

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Justin Bieber cancels rest of World

(Yes I clipped it, but looked better this way)

[kosmo vinyl]

Best sub headline seen in a while

Man had sex on neighbour's bollard in angry parking row

He also masturbated near it

https://www.dorset.live/news/dorset-news/man-sex-neighbours-bollard-angry-8213328



https://twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1631760235927879681?s=46&t=tEI6L_3IZhAczTAh5AtXcg

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Man crashes pastor’s book burning event — throws a bible into the fire and yells: ‘Hail Satan!’

[kosmo vinyl]

cue Foo Fighters - "My Hero"