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Quote from: Relaxer on February 28, 2017, 03:57:14 pmQuote from: hutch on February 28, 2017, 11:26:18 ami just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?You can do all of these things, or at least close iterations of them.Piss on the floor all you want, it's not a holy place if you're not Jewish. Smoke your herb in your car. Or in my car. You can bring beer to your pew now! Pew! Pew! Pew!And if you can drink, then you can chew. And it motivates you to chug your first beer so that you have a spitter. And finally, Jewish men are known for having big dicks, so whip that bad boy out and just let it flop wherever it can see Ride the best. A vape pen is maybe the best investment I've made in the past 6 months. Also, John Moreland @ Rock & Roll Hotel on 6/4
Quote from: hutch on February 28, 2017, 11:26:18 ami just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?You can do all of these things, or at least close iterations of them.Piss on the floor all you want, it's not a holy place if you're not Jewish. Smoke your herb in your car. Or in my car. You can bring beer to your pew now! Pew! Pew! Pew!And if you can drink, then you can chew. And it motivates you to chug your first beer so that you have a spitter. And finally, Jewish men are known for having big dicks, so whip that bad boy out and just let it flop wherever it can see Ride the best.
i just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?