Originally posted by Bags:
Or some folks call him "smackass" -- that's my favorite. The elusive and inimitable smackass strikes again!
Originally posted by lily1:
you don't want handsome, dead sexy, or prefers the barely legal crowd near your name, oh famous smackie? 
Thank you ladies. I'm in a much better mood now that I spent my lunch at the beach in the 89 degree San Francisco sun. It's hard to work under these conditions.
DCist should have read:
Dead sexy Smackass from the 930 forum, who prefers the barely legal crowd (volume 18 is still legendary), claims he can tell when hype will take over quality musicianship weeks in advance. He claims those lucky enough to grab a ticket to the sold out Bravery/Ash show shouldn't have been surprised to see Ash perform
before the Bravery.
"Look, indie's the new black and with TiVo, the kiddies no longer have to stay home to watch The Bravery on 'The OC' on a Thursday night," said the irreverant Smackie. "Not when you can catch them in your local music venue now that owners are bragging in the local rags about being all ages. What did you expect?"
"It's unfortunate for a band like Ash," the elusive smackie continued, "finally given the opportunity to headline and they get beat down by the same hype they so richly deserve. 'Meltdown' [Ash's most recent UK release] has been out for how long in the UK and the Bravery's new album hits the States first? It's a crime. We'll see who opens for whom two years from now when the hype is over."
When offering his opinions on last nights epsiode of "The OC" and the new Star Wars Episode III trailer that followed, DCist politely declined, much to Smackie's dismay.
