Grow your own Bacon Pet!
1 - First, get 2 strips of bacon (preferably apple wood smoked.)
2 - Then, put them in the sink with a banana and a bowl of water (the little tykes love to eat!)
3 - Finally, rip the soul out of a Starbuck's Barista and place it in the bacon with an Entrapment Of Eternal Suffering spell.
It's that easy!!!