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Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2010, 06:43:55 pm »
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I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.


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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #91 on: January 17, 2010, 07:16:41 pm »
I saw this earlier and immediately thought of Walkie.

part of the same shoot that i linked to on the last page :D

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well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware...
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #92 on: January 17, 2010, 07:34:02 pm »
...In related news, I might be a homosexual.
 
well, that would explain your obsessions with body image, and fine stemware...
That's racist talk, and my people have been prejudiced against for too long for me to sit here and take it. They killed Harvey Milk, and then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club, and now this!

Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #93 on: January 17, 2010, 07:34:45 pm »
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #94 on: January 17, 2010, 07:56:28 pm »
then they ran my family out of the Hyannis Port Yacht Club

please.  they were kicked out because of AppetizerForkGate.  don't try to re-write history.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #95 on: January 17, 2010, 08:21:01 pm »
In all seriousness, tho, putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene.

while i'm sure it's a bad idea to do that long-term (raw bacon underwear - don't do it, ladies!), i doubt that a few minutes during a photo shoot are going to do anything harmful.  if anything, the fat might be good for her skin (although the missus, who is reading this over my shoulder, indicates there is no way in hell she'd be willing to try this.  ymmv.)
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #96 on: January 17, 2010, 08:54:03 pm »
No, I ardently disagree. E Coli, salmonella, toxoplasmosis, and several other diseases are common in uncooked meat. One would then take said wet, uncooked meat and place it one orifices on their body where the meat juices can seep into a dark, wet place -- a veritable breading ground for disease. I apologize for the mental image, but as I said earlier, "putting uncooked bacon on your vag CANNOT be good for a young lady's feminine hygiene." It would however make for a hell of an episode of House, MD.

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #97 on: January 18, 2010, 11:40:30 am »
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #98 on: January 18, 2010, 12:49:14 pm »
there's got to be some sort of barrier between meat and fun-space, right?

You mean like a bacon condom?
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #99 on: January 18, 2010, 12:59:14 pm »
more like a germproof pantyliner
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #100 on: January 27, 2010, 07:11:34 pm »
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #101 on: January 27, 2010, 11:03:39 pm »
nice. (no wait, nice is probably becoming too cliche in the two o one o) . . . very swell.
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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #102 on: January 29, 2010, 11:29:14 pm »
the world's most perfect food... according to smakawhat...

pistachios..

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Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #103 on: February 12, 2010, 05:17:18 pm »
Stolen from the El Jefe Dramabomb:


Bacon Hitler: The Holocaust Never Seemed So Palatable!

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Re: The Worlds Most Perfect Food
« Reply #104 on: February 12, 2010, 11:46:17 pm »
this photo has already been posted julian . . . has the mcqueen tragedy effected you that much, as well?