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[sweetcell]

[walkonby]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130650117

[walkonby]

for relaxer:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39835017/ns/us_news-life/

it would seem your drink of choice causes sickness, severe everything, and getting national attention all over as the next liquid devil.  anything else you'd like to recommend? 

[Relaxer]

Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.

[walkonby]

you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.

[Jaguar]

Those pesky regulators will pry the 4loko out of my cold dead hands, I tell you. How can anyone be against this stuff? Shit is fun in a can. I had a lemon/lime before the Gentleman Jesse/Marnie Stern show last night, and it was a perfect base for the rest of the evening's ways.

It makes that which is awesome, even awesomer, like jumping on a trampoline that's on top of another trampoline. Actually, its a lot like that.

Maybe they should rename it Jumping Jack Relaxer.

[walkonby]

[sweetcell]

[sweetcell]

you better start stockpiling.  i don't see this stuff lasting much longer.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/10/26/nr.alcoholic.energy.drink.cnn?hpt=Sbin

i didn't know 1 = a six pack.

yup, time to start stockpiling: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/17/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html

[Relaxer]

Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.

[walkonby]

Yeah, that 4loko ban is some bullshit. Good thing I've got it stockpiled up the wazoo. I figure tomorrow night's Canyon show is good enough reason to get ocholoko, so to speak.

i hope one day, we can go to a show together.  and you decide to drink your magic elixir beforehand.  and the nickname the stuff has been getting "blackout in a can" comes true.   

[Relaxer]

Well I'm planning on getting blackout at the blackcat tomorrow night. You should go see Canyon, they might be right up your alley.

[wml7]

 

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[jrho]

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