review from joe saying that the show "meh", too crowded, and he would have preferred seeing some experimental band whose existence Azaghal just alerted him to three days ago at the RnR hotel in 3... 2...
There, fixed that for you.
You could've also taken this approach:
review from joe saying that the show "meh", too crowded, and he would have preferred seeing some flavor-of-the-month band whose record label just wrote a fat check to Pitchforkmedia, Inc. for a glowing review and a "best new music" rating at the RnR hotel in 3... 2...
P.S. That looks absurd. Too bad it was wasted on Joe.