who knew it - those people that talk all the way through a show: they're rebels. they're flying their own flag of non-conformity. all customs and expectations are slavery.
I do realize you are trying to display a sense of humor, but actually talking through a show is similar to moshing in that it has very little to do with the band, is all about the person doing it, and lacks consideration for the people around.
In general I think moshing is like drugs at jam bands -- a way to cover up for bad music.