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Best band names that don't exist
« on: December 18, 2003, 01:11:00 pm »
A grrl band fronted by a cronkite:
 
 Shag & The Carpets
 
 A geek band fronted by a grrl:
 
 Polly & The Nominals

mankie

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2003, 01:30:00 pm »
Wilco...or is that just wishful thinking?

sonickteam2

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2003, 02:30:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Wilco...or is that just wishful thinking?
hahahaah
 
 how about Wontco

broadkat

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2003, 03:30:00 pm »
bitch tits.  definitely.

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2003, 05:49:00 pm »
The Rubber Hammers (2 meanings, duh!)

Jaguär

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2003, 10:46:00 pm »
The Deaf Mutes

keithstg

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2003, 12:16:00 pm »
Leon Lett
 
 Conan the Destroyer
 
 Flowers and Candy

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2003, 12:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by keithstg:
 
 Conan the Destroyer
 
 
That would be like Comsat Angels.  The rights already belong to some big-assed corporation.

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2003, 03:41:00 pm »
my fake hair band name from when i was a kid:
 
 pistol dawn
 
 first album:
 
 drink 'till midnight

Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2003, 03:51:00 pm »
Eminems Balls in a Noose

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2003, 06:32:00 pm »
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 pistol dawn
 
...Sounds like a George Romero zombie movie, either that, or Malibu Barbie's new roomie.
 
 
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 [QB] Eminems Balls in a Noose [/b]
How about: Eminems Balls on a Moose

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2004, 11:21:00 am »
A hair metal-revival band: The Heir Triggers

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2004, 11:17:00 pm »
Rankle Mankie

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2004, 10:56:00 am »
a lesbian, alt-country band named, "Howdy! Life Pardner!"

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Re: Best band names that don't exist
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2004, 03:20:00 pm »
We used to have an imaginary band in college, Groaning Joan. We were the stuff of legend.  ;)