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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1156 on: August 16, 2017, 04:35:37 pm »
that is hysterical

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Shit, we left Richard in North Dakota. Anyone want to be a hero and get him to St Paul, Minnesota somehow. The gig hangs in the balance..😳

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Julian, Semi-Retired WUNDERKIND

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1158 on: August 23, 2017, 08:21:47 am »
ESPN broadcaster Robert Lee taken off UVA game due to name
Anyone who has seen UVA play football the last few years knows this a great show of mercy from ESPN to the young man.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1159 on: September 12, 2017, 08:02:25 am »
I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1160 on: September 12, 2017, 09:32:55 am »
I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720
Something to the effect of "ITT, we shallowly objectify other people," IIRC.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1161 on: September 12, 2017, 11:21:12 am »
I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720

Seems like a savvy business move considering that the average American woman is a size 16.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1163 on: October 24, 2017, 11:20:37 am »
Canadian Man Fined For Singing In His Car
well in the police officers defense, he was singing 'everybody dance now' at the top of his lungs
practically a justifiable homicide IMO he got off luck
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1165 on: November 03, 2017, 06:14:22 pm »
Trump Administration Issues Report That Climate Change Is Real

to add a bit of subtlety, from NYT:


"Directly contradicting much of the Trump administrationís position on climate change, 13 federal agencies unveiled an exhaustive scientific report on Friday that says humans are the dominant cause of the global temperature rise that has created the warmest period in the history of civilization."


so it's not that the WH wrote the report, it's more like they didn't block or edit what the federal agencies wrote.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1166 on: November 12, 2017, 04:45:41 pm »


Yeah, I won't be ordering a pan pizza from Papa John's

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1167 on: November 15, 2017, 01:17:17 pm »
American Heart Association president has heart attack https://t.co/fOZoui8gPb

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1168 on: November 15, 2017, 01:27:43 pm »
American Heart Association president has heart attack https://t.co/fOZoui8gPb
It's like that Hair Club for Men guy: he's not just the President, he's a member.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1169 on: November 17, 2017, 03:55:30 pm »
Navy plane traces obscene sky drawing over Washington town

https://apnews.com/337e97752e204beaafbfdccb7552121e