When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[vansmack]

Belle and Sebastian accidentally leave drummer in pyjamas in Walmart

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

that is hysterical

 stuart murdoch‏ @nee_massey

Shit, we left Richard in North Dakota. Anyone want to be a hero and get him to St Paul, Minnesota somehow. The gig hangs in the balance..😳

[vansmack]

ESPN broadcaster Robert Lee taken off UVA game due to name

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

ESPN broadcaster Robert Lee taken off UVA game due to name

Anyone who has seen UVA play football the last few years knows this a great show of mercy from ESPN to the young man.

[Space Freely]

I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720

Something to the effect of "ITT, we shallowly objectify other people," IIRC.

[ggw]

I can't remember what Julian's fat woman thread is called, so this one seemed like the next best option.

https://jezebel.com/kmart-will-now-refer-to-plus-size-as-fabulously-sized-1803133720

Seems like a savvy business move considering that the average American woman is a size 16.

[shemptiness]

Canadian Man Fined For Singing In His Car

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Canadian Man Fined For Singing In His Car

well in the police officers defense, he was singing 'everybody dance now' at the top of his lungs
practically a justifiable homicide IMO he got off luck

[ggw]

Trump Administration Issues Report That Climate Change Is Real

[sweetcell]

Trump Administration Issues Report That Climate Change Is Real

to add a bit of subtlety, from NYT:


"Directly contradicting much of the Trump administration’s position on climate change, 13 federal agencies unveiled an exhaustive scientific report on Friday that says humans are the dominant cause of the global temperature rise that has created the warmest period in the history of civilization."


so it's not that the WH wrote the report, it's more like they didn't block or edit what the federal agencies wrote.

[shemptiness]

Yeah, I won't be ordering a pan pizza from Papa John's

[grateful]

American Heart Association president has heart attack https://t.co/fOZoui8gPb

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

American Heart Association president has heart attack https://t.co/fOZoui8gPb

It's like that Hair Club for Men guy: he's not just the President, he's a member.

[grateful]

Navy plane traces obscene sky drawing over Washington town

https://apnews.com/337e97752e204beaafbfdccb7552121e