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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1290 on: August 25, 2019, 10:39:42 am »
Joe Walsh for president

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1291 on: August 25, 2019, 11:58:15 am »
Joe Walsh for president

I look forward to a talk box SOTU.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1292 on: August 28, 2019, 01:57:06 pm »
27>34

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1293 on: August 28, 2019, 02:10:57 pm »
‘NO EXCESSIVE BARKING’

“They should be put in jail,” said Doug Gansler, a former Maryland attorney general and an unsuccessful gubernatorial candidate, while his King Charles spaniel, Jack, searched for a new dog to hump.

^ gold
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1294 on: August 28, 2019, 02:17:52 pm »
^good stuff
rich people can really be annoying, like they own this planet, this country, this block
I could see if it was humans blasting their stereo, but this is absurd (Why it landed in this thread)

What surprised me from the dog parks I go to...there isn't incessant barking
it's not like a kennel
there are a few barks hear and there, but since they are off leash and not behind a fence where they can't see the other dog they usually just run around and have a good time


The pun's in there were almost unbearable
the reporter did drop " kerfuffle" in there, so Julian is sure to read now
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1295 on: August 28, 2019, 02:23:12 pm »
Damn it, I have to read this article now.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1296 on: August 28, 2019, 02:26:23 pm »
dogs drool . . . cats rule.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1297 on: August 28, 2019, 02:49:17 pm »
The pun's in there were almost unbearable
the reporter did drop " kerfuffle" in there, so Julian is sure to read now

Crimony, just a bunch of rich people malarkey should lead to fisticuffs.

(crimony, marlarkey, and fisticuffs are some of my favorite old-timey words)
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1298 on: August 28, 2019, 05:29:59 pm »
in a funny coda...Axios picked this up in their PM review

and picked the kerfuffle line in their post


Somewhat related...

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Love how he acts like he doesn't know what something is, but tweets something specific about it, thereby knowing what that is?!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1300 on: September 04, 2019, 01:14:33 pm »
"christian" movie gets R rating....

 As far as anyone can tell, The Reliant is about: A. Kevin Sorbo fighting socialists on motorcycles. B. A world in which liberals want to take guns away from God-fearing conservatives... so they can use them to wipe out said God-fearing conservatives. C. It’s your average Young Adult dystopian story, but with second amendment politics.


I would like to hear Drewtangs take on the trailer
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1301 on: September 06, 2019, 01:40:44 pm »
A 76-year-old woman died in Australia recently after a few pecks from a rooster resulted in a catastrophic vein injury.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/06/australia/rooster-peck-death-study-trnd/index.html

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1302 on: September 06, 2019, 01:44:21 pm »
This looks so goddamn cool

"christian" movie gets R rating....

 As far as anyone can tell, The Reliant is about: A. Kevin Sorbo fighting socialists on motorcycles. B. A world in which liberals want to take guns away from God-fearing conservatives... so they can use them to wipe out said God-fearing conservatives. C. It’s your average Young Adult dystopian story, but with second amendment politics.


I would like to hear Drewtangs take on the trailer

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1303 on: November 01, 2019, 01:32:52 pm »
He said that Hurst was "apparently there checking on her snakes. For whatever reason, she apparently got the snake out and she was doing what people do with snakes."
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1304 on: December 04, 2019, 10:25:26 am »
Granted the Onion's headlines and stories are probably more factual that the source of this story....

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/willie-nelson-has-quit-smoking-weed