When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

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Drama on the Court: Police are called to the rescue of man stuck in basketball hoop:

http://wric.com/2015/05/04/hammer-wielding-man-found-stuck-in-basketball-hoop-in-washington/

The SPD tweet on this is priceless


  Seattle Police Dept.
 ✔  ‎@SeattlePD 
Shirtless man removed from Cal Anderson basketball hoop. He may be arrested for property destruction, or at least goal-tending.

[Justin Tonation]

School That Teaches Abstinence Education Experiences Chlamydia Outbreak

A small high school in Texas is currently grappling with an STD outbreak, as 20 cases of chlamydia have been confirmed among the student population. Since Crane High School only has about 300 students, that means about one in 15 kids there has been infected.

[sweetcell]

'The Price Is Right' Awarded a Treadmill to Contestant in a Wheelchair
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/05/the-price-is-right-awarded-treadmill-to-contestant-in-wheelchair

check out what her job is, too...

[Justin Tonation]

Are ?Crying Rooms? a luxury of the future?

[vansmack]

As women take majority on Austin City Council, staff warned to expect more questions, longer talks

Austin Government Paid a Man to tell Workers how to deal with Women Leaders

[challenged]

The Edge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rta9CHp7bEE#action=share

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^the Edge can't find the edge
that made me laugh out loud

[killsaly]

Indicted ex-FIFA official Jack Warner cites 'Onion' article to defend himself
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/01/football/fifa-corruption-warner-onion/index.html

(this article http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-frantically-announces-2015-summer-world-cup-u-50525 )

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

wait isn't that reality reflecting the onion reflecting reality in the onion
I'm soo confused

[DeathFromAbove1979]

META!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

META!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It actually is quite META. Good call.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Little Wayne plays in a charity basketball game to raise money/awareness of non-violence, gets into physical altercation with referee

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Haha!!

[Justin Tonation]

And not Florida Man:

Man ran fake DUI checkpoint while drunk

[Justin Tonation]

Man Calls 911 To Resolve 3-Hour Standoff With Angry House Cat