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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #570 on: July 22, 2015, 01:00:46 pm »
Weight gain is a side effect of certain medications

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #571 on: July 22, 2015, 01:10:14 pm »
Weight gain is a side effect of certain medications

Oh, fuck off. Does the medication shovel the mashed potatoes directly into her mouth? Does the medication stop the fundamental laws of thermodynamics from working? Does the medication -- which almost certainly did not affect her metabolism in any real significant way but let's pretend -- make her incapable of increasing her calories burned through exercise or reducing her food intake to counterbalance her the effect of her medications? She's fat because she's a lazy, stupid being. Your constant fat acceptance on here is disgusting and nauseating. It's the moral equivalent of bringing a case of vodka and a kilo of coke to a rehab center.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #572 on: July 22, 2015, 01:56:35 pm »
Your thinking is cloudy, and your judgement seems impaired.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #573 on: July 22, 2015, 02:34:23 pm »
Your thinking is cloudy, and your judgement seems impaired.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #574 on: July 22, 2015, 04:07:43 pm »
Has he never heard of thyroid disorders?

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #575 on: July 22, 2015, 04:16:50 pm »
Has he never heard of thyroid disorders?
How are you not smart enough to get this? Let's say someone has a thyroid disorder which causes their metabolism to slow greatly and reduces their BMR to, let's pretend, 1100 calories/day. You know what you do? YOU EAT 1,100 CALORIES A DAY. THAT IS ALL THE FUEL THAT HYPOTHETICAL PERSON NEEDS.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #577 on: July 23, 2015, 09:34:49 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #579 on: July 23, 2015, 01:11:18 pm »
What a confusing headline
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #581 on: July 27, 2015, 11:26:10 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #582 on: July 27, 2015, 01:04:32 pm »
Women's Running magazine puts morbidly obese woman who appears incapable of running more than a few feet on their cover

Seriously? "3 Reasons why your weight doesn't matter"? I'm pretty sure people run much quicker when their BMI is below 50.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #583 on: July 27, 2015, 01:08:46 pm »
Women's Running magazine puts morbidly obese woman who appears incapable of running more than a few feet on their cover

Seriously? "3 Reasons why your weight doesn't matter"? I'm pretty sure people run much quicker when their BMI is below 50.

What are the three reasons?

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #584 on: July 27, 2015, 01:12:51 pm »
Women's Running magazine puts morbidly obese woman who appears incapable of running more than a few feet on their cover

Seriously? "3 Reasons why your weight doesn't matter"? I'm pretty sure people run much quicker when their BMI is below 50.

What are the three reasons?
Oddly enough, in reviewing my periodical selection, it appears I let my subscription to Women's Running lapse, so I couldn't tell you what rambling, feelings-based pseudoscience they came up with.
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