When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[sweetcell]

Forest Service may blow up frozen cows in cabin
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2017999538_apusfrozencows.html
 

Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist


http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/technology/technolog/woman-impregnated-motorhead-concert-seeks-father-craigslist-715264

 
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/exclusive-kansas-woman-accidentally-creates-national-megadeth/motorhead-hoax
 
great CL post, tho.

[i am gay and i like cats]

the world of computers have turned humans into something i cannot put my finger on yet.

[sweetcell]

not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)

[Justin Tonation]

not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)

Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day....

[grateful]

Hologram Michael Jackson may go on tour!

http://www.spin.com/#articles/jackson-5-reunion-tour-may-unfortunately-star-hologram-michael

[Jaguar]

not sure if this really belongs here, then again i'm not sure where it belongs:

university to use smelly fish fertilizer to break up 4/20 gathering:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/20/us/university-colorado-marijuana-rally/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

(can't see how any fertilizer in the world can be worse than what some of those hippies smell like...)

Pot-stink, hippie-stink, fish-stink. What a lovely day....

Sounds like it will smell like a dirty whore convention.

Bet this will all backfire and the neighbors and local businesses will be really pissed off once the day is through and the stink from all those dead rotten fish continue to waft through the air. 

[sweetcell]

Koala Bear Urinates on Boy Band Members, May Have Given Them STD
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia

[jrho]

Koala Bear Urinates on Boy Band Members, May Have Given Them STD
http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia

Certainly a more original story than saying you got it from a dirty toilet seat.

[sweetcell]

New site promises hot people a free ride
The Internet blew up Wednesday over Misstravel.com, a site that launched April 9. According to its founder, Brandon Wade, the site connects rich people with good-looking people who want to gallivant around the world on the rich person's dime.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/25/travel/misstravel-dating-site/index.html

hey smackie... hope you've been saving up

[sweetcell]

Norwegians sing to annoy mass killer
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/26/norwegians-sing-to-annoy-mass-killer/

[Jaguar]

This story could just as easily make the 'Bacon' thread, or even the 'Beer' thread. Could be right out of a John Waters movie! She couldn't have picked a better named store either.

Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

Make sure you read the entire article, right down to the very end. It's full of all kinds of insanity!!! 

[Justin Tonation]

This story could just as easily make the 'Bacon' thread, or even the 'Beer' thread. Could be right out of a John Waters movie! She couldn't have picked a better named store either.

Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

Make sure you read the entire article, right down to the very end. It's full of all kinds of insanity!!! 

And the comments from "Top Commenters" are just as classy. Makes me glad that "minority" babies now outnumber white.

[Jaguar]

I must have some sort of over-active virus protection going on because I can't see any comments. Or maybe it's the proxy server I changed to recently which I'm convinced has slowed down my surfing potential. Sometimes you just can't win for being careful!

[Justin Tonation]

Whoops, nothing to see here....

[sweetcell]

must-read: http://ohno-polio.tumblr.com/post/24599718126

"Tip for modern adulterers: If you?re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn?t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers"