When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[vansmack]

Man Killed Attempting Bigfoot Hoax

Trooper: Montana Man Hidden In Foliage-Camouflaged Suit Hit By Cars On Darkened Highway

[Justin Tonation]

Quebec baffled by $30 million maple syrup heist

[betao]

Boy finds whale vomit thats worth $63,000

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/28/charlie-naysmith-whale-vomit_n_1837241.html

[vansmack]

Tiger 1, Man 0

[kosmo vinyl]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/mitt-romney-wants-to-know-why-airplane-windows-do-not-open/2012/09/24/1fdf30be-068c-11e2-a10c-fa5a255a9258_blog.html

Mitt Romney wants to know why airplane windows do not open

?When you have a fire in an aircraft, there?s no place to go, exactly, there?s no ? and you can?t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don?t open. I don?t know why they don?t do that. It?s a real problem. So it?s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she?s safe and sound.?

[sweetcell]

1. Go to Google Image Search (http://images.google.com)
2. Search for "completely wrong".

[sweetcell]

Quebec baffled by $30 million maple syrup heist

recovered... *PHEW*
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/canadian-police-seize-more-than-600-barrels-of-maple-syrup-as-part-of-theft-investigation/2012/10/03/1292c9c4-0dbd-11e2-ba6c-07bd866eb71a_story.html

[Justin Tonation]

Maple syrup recovered. Bacon shortage averted. Breakfast is saved! Diner stock skyrockets!

[sweetcell]

?There has stormclouds come over the United States.?

- Meat Loaf, endorsing Mitt Romney
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/25/rocking-the-vote-meat-loaf-endorses-romney/

[sweetcell]

DC Employees Ranked Most Likely to Drop an F-Bomb at Work
http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/dc-employees-ranked-most-likely-to-drop-an-f-bomb-at-work.php

[killsaly]

http://www.examiner.com/article/ugandan-leader-passing-kill-the-gays-bill-will-be-christmas-gift
Ugandan leader: Passing ?Kill the Gays bill? will be ?Christmas gift?

What the hell is wrong with people? 

[vansmack]

Why you should never steal an image off the internet:

http://apple.copydesk.org/2012/11/13/why-you-should-never-ever-steal-an-image-off-the-internet/

[sweetcell]

Monkey in sheepskin jacket on the loose at Ikea in Toronto
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20667481

i'm shocked that anyone noticed, really...

[sweetcell]

Monkey in sheepskin jacket on the loose at Ikea in Toronto
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20667481

i'm shocked that anyone noticed, really...

#IkeaMonkey: what we know about Canada's most famous shopper
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2012/dec/10/ikea-monkey-canada-famous-shopper

[kosmo vinyl]

"Tuning '77" - a seamless audio supercut of an entire year of the Grateful Dead tuning their instruments, live on stage. Chronologically sequenced, this remix incorporates every publicly available recording from 1977, examining the divide between audience expectation and performance anxiety.

http://archive.org/details/gd1977-12-31_505