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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #150 on: February 13, 2013, 04:16:35 pm »
Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies of apparent heart attack

9,982 calorie burger at this place?  Not surprising this is their 2nd unofficial spokesman to die in as many years.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #153 on: February 21, 2013, 03:35:39 pm »
Ooooh, this one hits close to home...

Slash vs. Eddie Van Halen Argument Lands Cleveland Couple in Jail
http://www.spin.com/articles/cleveland-couple-arrested-slash-eddie-van-halen-guitarist



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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #156 on: February 21, 2013, 03:45:54 pm »
You fucking libertards!!!!!!

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #161 on: February 22, 2013, 12:32:06 pm »
Slash vs. Eddie Van Halen Argument Lands Cleveland Couple in Jail

http://www.spin.com/#articles/cleveland-couple-arrested-slash-eddie-van-halen-guitarist

EDIT: double post, I didn't see this article ON THIS SAME DAMN PAGE ALREADY, how do I delete!? :(
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #162 on: February 22, 2013, 05:19:05 pm »
Hooters theft ends up with a big surprise for a couple of boobs

http://m.now.msn.com/jukebox-not-atm-stolen-from-san-diego-hooters

The two young thieves who broke into a San Diego Hooters used a truck with a tow strap to wrench what they likely thought was an ATM machine out of the lobby of the chain breastaraunt. But when they got the free-standing machine home, they were probably sad to see it wasn't stuffed with stacks of bills. Instead, it was full of the greatest hits of the ?80s and ?90s, because they stole the Hooter?s juke box. Police are pretty sure the thieves thought it was an ATM. (Because thanks to mp3 players, unless you?re an uncle with a billiards room you don?t need a jukebox.) Sucks to be you, dummies! Enjoy the Lynyrd Skynyrd.

there is footage to boot

http://www.10news.com/news/police-thieves-stole-jukebox-from-rancho-bernardo-hooters-thought-it-was-atm
« Last Edit: February 22, 2013, 05:27:56 pm by kosmo vinyl »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #163 on: February 28, 2013, 01:40:13 pm »
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could throw 13-kilo packets over fence into California
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/27/marijuana-cannon-us-border-seized-mexico

they say marijuana can't kill you... i bet getting hit upside the head with 13 keys will.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #164 on: February 28, 2013, 09:38:24 pm »
'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
Compressed-air gun mounted on truck could throw 13-kilo packets over fence into California
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/27/marijuana-cannon-us-border-seized-mexico

they say marijuana can't kill you... i bet getting hit upside the head with 13 keys will.

This is old news, isn't it? I know this article is new but there was a story like this about a year ago. Would assume it's the same incident; then again, I don't know.

Good story, none the less.

Right now, I'm just hoping that the new bill proposed by a Baltimore City politician goes through and passes to legalize marijuana in Maryland. The tax is waaaay too hight though. Can't remember his name off-hand. Curt something or other. I use to know his sister when I was teaching. (A real pain in the ass.)

Hey, Az. Might be time for us to get our recipes together for Club 4:20.  8)
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