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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #166 on: March 10, 2013, 05:53:19 pm »
Man who stole woman's iPhone accidentally posts pic of himself smoking weed on her Facebook page.

http://www.happyplace.com/22024/iphone-thief-posts-pic-of-self-smoking-weed-on-victims-facebook-page
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #168 on: March 15, 2013, 10:55:48 am »
Really?  "Post-Mumfords" is a device RS uses to describe music? 

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #170 on: March 30, 2013, 05:32:22 pm »
Prostitute who ?died? during romp came back to life in coffin

Includes a good collection of comments.  ;D
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #171 on: April 05, 2013, 11:57:04 pm »
headline of the year:

Penguins summon Satan

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #172 on: April 06, 2013, 06:18:02 pm »
Our schools are failing our future bank robbers:

Police say robber tried, failed to rob two banks three blocks apart

The words on his robbery note were spelled incorrectly, authorities said, and he was unable to articulate his demands. So the confused teller at the downtown Washington bank turned the man away, saying she couldn?t help.

The FBI says the man didn?t fare much better at a second bank three blocks away. There, authorities said, it took the teller a few moments to realize the man standing at her window on April 1 was not a customer.

?Oh my God, are we getting robbed?? the teller said, according to an affidavit filed in federal court.


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2013, 12:20:12 pm »
Only in Tennessee, which begs the question does it really belong in this thread.

Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tenn-lawmaker-allegedly-drove-90-mph-while-masturbating

"Recalling dozens of complaints in recent years, Terry Christian, a Kingsport detective, told WJHL that Blakely's behavior has gone on "for so long an (sic) nobody's addressed it."
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #174 on: April 23, 2013, 01:23:24 am »


Apparently, this is real: Amanda Palmer's "A Poem for Dzhokhar" Is the Worst Poem of All Time

It's too bad that he's going to be in jail for the rest of his life because now he can't transfer his wealth to Ms. Palmer.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #175 on: April 23, 2013, 05:23:03 pm »
App lets you order pizza and play video games

(USA TODAY) -- Call it the ultimate multi-task for any Millennial: order a pizza and play a video game - essentially at the same time.

On Tuesday, Pizza Hut and Xbox Live maker Microsoft will announce plans to introduce a game-changing ordering app that allows gamers to purchase physical goods - in this case, anything on the Pizza Hut menu - right from the gaming counsel.

Just pause the game, and order.

For Pizza Hut, it's about reaching out to its hard-to-reach target - young men 18 to 24 - where they live and play. For Microsoft, it's a nifty way of cosmically expanding the virtual world into something far closer to the real world. And for consumers, well, we'll just have to wait and see how folks respond.

One expert thinks it could be huge.


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #176 on: April 23, 2013, 05:48:19 pm »


Apparently, this is real: Amanda Palmer's "A Poem for Dzhokhar" Is the Worst Poem of All Time

It's too bad that he's going to be in jail for the rest of his life because now he can't transfer his wealth to Ms. Palmer.

How is that the worst poem of all time? 

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #177 on: April 23, 2013, 07:05:57 pm »
Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window

I hope people realize how impressive that is.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #178 on: April 23, 2013, 11:22:03 pm »
i've never been able to pull it off over 60 mph.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #179 on: April 24, 2013, 01:57:00 pm »
i've never been able to pull it off over 60 mph.

Exactly.  Masturbating at high speeds, no problem.  Out the window?!  Tip of the cap, my friend...
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