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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #420 on: December 12, 2014, 12:36:06 am »
See...Congress is racist!

A new provision was added requiring that food assistance to low income families include an explicit requirement for white potatoes.

omnibus bill makes it through congress

and as I predited the day DC voters passed it...house republicans will repeal it...by blocking new marijuana legalization bill in D.C.
I just hope the democrats got something good in return for that obvisous sacrificial lamb

but we picked the incandescent light-bulb over the sage grouse!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #421 on: December 12, 2014, 09:43:53 am »
A new provision was added requiring that food assistance to low income families include an explicit requirement for white potatoes.
I, for one, appluad Congress for standing up and making their dislike of the local NFL team's name known.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #422 on: December 12, 2014, 10:37:06 am »
nice...didn't even see that angle!  they are a crafty bunch
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #424 on: December 15, 2014, 03:24:31 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #428 on: December 18, 2014, 03:03:05 pm »
POLICE: MAN LIT JOINT, UNDRESSED, AND DEFECATED INSIDE POLICE STATION

An Upper Darby man is facing charges after allegedly walking into a police station and lighting up a joint, then undressing, defecating on the floor, then smearing his waste on the walls.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #430 on: December 19, 2014, 01:47:02 am »
Virginia State Senator gets charged with statutory rape and child pornography, pleads to delinquency of a minor, is sentenced to 6 months in jail, originally refuses to resign his seat before ultimately agreeing to do so, then announces plans to run for the seat he is vacating in the upcoming special election FROM JAIL.

Virginia, folks, Virginia.

Not saying that in this case it SHOULD be allowed by law, but anyone who has the legal right to run is more than welcome to do so.  The bigger question would be seeing if the voters in his district are as idiotic as the DC voters who put Berry back in as mayor!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #431 on: December 19, 2014, 09:41:51 am »
The bigger question would be seeing if the voters in his district are as idiotic as the DC voters who put Berry back in as mayor!
Look how gerrymandered the districts are. They probably will! And I made the Marion Berry comparison to someone on FB yesterday, good call.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #432 on: December 19, 2014, 10:09:30 am »
I thought the age of consent in Virginia was 15.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #433 on: December 19, 2014, 10:23:37 am »
I thought the age of consent in Virginia was 15.

Where's vansmack?
It's 18 with a Romeo and Juliet clause for 15-17.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #434 on: December 19, 2014, 10:59:40 am »
POLICE: MAN LIT JOINT, UNDRESSED, AND DEFECATED INSIDE POLICE STATION

An Upper Darby man is facing charges after allegedly walking into a police station and lighting up a joint, then undressing, defecating on the floor, then smearing his waste on the walls.

'Higgs was taken to a mental health facility where it was determined that he was high on drugs.'

Shocker.