When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[hutch]

http://www.arlnow.com/2015/01/14/police-life-coach-smashes-glass-on-mans-face-in-ballston/

Ohio State graduate. How did I know before clicking?

you know what they say...

No.  What do they say?

you can't spell cocksucker without OSU...

[Justin Tonation]

Congrats, Virginia. You deserve Morrissey.

[hutch]

Congrats, Virginia. You deserve Morrissey.

ah....Henrico county...how I long to be back in your midst....


NOT.


Why can't NOVA secede... we already have a West Virginia..lets get North Virginia going...

[ggw]

Congrats, Virginia. You deserve Morrissey.

Nice article from a Marion Barry groupie.

[Justin Tonation]

Congrats, Virginia. You deserve Morrissey.

Nice article from a Marion Barry groupie.

BTW, the link headline above was from the WP homepage.

[kosmo vinyl]

Rick Springfield Cleared in Butt-Injury Lawsuit

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Teen caught posing as an OBGYN for a month before being caught
Ok...this guy is my teen hero
yes it's illegal and very inappropriate.
 I know when I was a teen I thought this would be the greatest job of all time (that didn't last long)

[miss pretentious]

best thing i've read on reddit in a while:
TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2snn0q/tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text_messages_shes/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

best thing i've read on reddit in a while:
TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2snn0q/tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text_messages_shes/

I saw this over the weekend. I'm still highly skeptical its real.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

best thing i've read on reddit in a while:
TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2snn0q/tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text_messages_shes/

I saw this over the weekend. I'm still highly skeptical its real.

I agree...read a little this morning and I'm skeptical too

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I just think if it is real, we live in a really messed up world where someone's thoughts on discovering their marriage is in shambles is to immediately post live updates on reddit every 15 minutes. I also find the ability to get a divorce lawyer and private investigator in 15 minutes on a Friday evening is curious.

Reddit scares the ever-living daylights out of me. As a news aggregator, it's great. As a creator of cult-like group think, it's terrifying.

[ggw]

Drunk Guy Crashes Drone into White House

[i am gay and i like cats]

some,times . . . I feel this board, is this thread.

and didn't some older boardie on here way back when, used to almost always end their posts with:


cheers

[ggw]

Comcast Changes Customer's Name from "Ricardo" to "Asshole"

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Ok...I think Suge Knight took GGW's advice for the best way to kill someone and not do a lot of time